Barter central: What do you have to barter?

[ambitious_wench]

What do you have to barter?
Knowledge?
Goods?
Services?

Tell me and the rest of my readers what you have to barter in the comments.

Comments

[markedformetal.livejournal.com]

Writing skills. I've written two books and can write (or edit) engaging text with my unique voice. My rates are reasonable and I come with great references!

I can also barter for signed authors' copies of my books, inscribed to the victim(s) of your choice. :)

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[sunfell.livejournal.com]

Specialty knowledge. I am an adept in the ways of computers, and I've bartered my services as a computer tech more than a few times.

[maeveenroute.livejournal.com]

- proofreading (English, French)
- coaching in academic writing (theses, dissertations, class papers...)
- limited interpreting/translation services (French -> English, English <-> ASL, some English -> French)
- really basic computer troubleshooting, along the lines of "things one's parents might not know," though probably obvious to most readers

(I can probably do other things that I'm not remembering, but these are the most salient.)