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	ambitious_wench User Number: 783301 Date Created:11/23/2002 Number of Posts: 246
Ambitious_Wench is a middle-aged Celtic warrior queen with delusions of normalicy. She is short tempered with idiocy, small-mindedness, and catty behavior. She is kind to children and small animals. She is formidable with a U-bar digger. Her coat of arms is the spade sinister and gardenfork rampant on a field of or.
Strengths: Razor wit for the occasional perfect comeback retort; Inquisitive mind; Articulate; Really nice red hair; I do have a nice set of curves.
Weaknesses: Temper tends to get in the way of clear thinking. Woefully ignorant on too many fronts.
Special Skills: Organic gardening, Counted cross stitch, Hardanger stitching, Pr0nographer, Photography
Weapons: Razor Wit, acerbic tongue, dynamite with a U-bar digger, adept in the defensive and offensive use of email filters.
Recent telling quote: : "I asked God 'why?' and all I heard in response was crickets. I've come to believe in the sanctity of the chirping of crickets."