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Dec. 21st, 2005 12:46 pm Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Saturday I turned Scott M. in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last month I bought porn for Shorthare (+10 points). In March I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been nice (61 points). For Christmas I deserve a phone line and a year's worth of DSL! Sincerely, |
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