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[ambitious_wench]

Not having been "tagged" by anyone, I feel no compunction to keep this meme in its original form. I did get it from nemertes, however. I've bolded the items that are true of me. I didn't see any I wished were true, otherwise I'd have italicized them.



* I miss somebody right now.

* I don't watch much TV these days.

* I love black olives.

* I own lots of books.

* I wear glasses or contact lenses.

* I love to play video games.

* I've tried marijuana.

* I've watched porn movies.

* I have been in a threesome. (Sorry Jay, add another scar to the collection.)

* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.

* I curse sometimes.

* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.

* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

* I'm TOTALLY smart.

* I have broken someone's bones.

* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.

* I hate the rain.

* I'm paranoid at times.

* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

* I need/want money right now.

* I love sushi.

* I talk really, really fast.

* I have fresh breath in the morning.

* I have long hair.

* I have lost money in Las Vegas.

* I have at least one sibling. Two half siblings make one whole sibling, yes?

* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.

* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.

* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.

* I like the way that I look.

* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.

* I know how to cornrow.

* I am usually pessimistic.

* I have a lot of mood swings

* I think prostitution should be legalized.

* I think Britney Spears is pretty.

* I slept with a roommate.

* I have a hidden talent. It's so damn hidden, I don't even know what it is.

* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.

* I have a lot of friends.

* I am currently single.

* I have pecked someone of the same sex. Duh.

* I enjoy talking on the phone

* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

* I love to shop.

* I enjoy window shopping.

* I would rather shop than eat.

* I would classify myself as ghetto.

* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.

* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.

*I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. Make that strongly dislike

* I'm a pretty good an enthusiastic dancer.

* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

* I have a cell phone.It's my alarm clock right now.

* I believe in (the concept of) God. Lots of evidence for the concept of God. I mean, churches and everything. Not sure there is a god, as in single. If there is a divine being, I'm sure there's got to be more than one.

* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

* I've rejected someone before.

* I currently like someone. A couple of people, actually.

* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

* I want to have children in the future.

* I have changed a diaper before. Jay, let's talk emotional scars, shall we?

* I've called the cops on a friend before.

* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.

* I'm not allergic to anything.

* I have a lot to learn. If anyone on my friends list who's done this meme hasn't bolded this, you're a fool.

* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. Both!

* I am shy around the opposite sex. (only when I like them)

* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.

* I have at least 5 away messages saved.

* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.

* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

* I own the "South Park" movie.

* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.

* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.

* I enjoy some country music.

* I would die for my best friends.

* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.

* I watch soap operas whenever I can.

* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.

* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.

* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.

* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".

* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.

* I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.

* I have dated a close friend's ex.

* I like surveys/memes.

* I am happy at this moment.

* I’m obsessed with guys.

* I am punk rockish.

* I am preppy.

* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.

* I study for tests most of the time.

* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.

* I can work on a car.

* I love my job.

* I am comfortable with who I am right now.

* I have more than just my ears pierced.

* I walk barefoot wherever I can.

* I have jumped off a bridge.

* I love sea turtles.

* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.

* I believe in prophetic dreams.

* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.

* I am proficient on a musical instrument.

* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.

* I hate office jobs.

* I love sci-fi movies.

* I think water rules.

* I went to college out of state.

* I am adopted.

* I like sausage.

* I am a pyro.

* I love the Red Sox.

* I have thrown up from crying too much.

* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.

* I love kisses.

* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.

* I adore bright colors.

* I can't live without black eyeliner.

* I think school is awesome.

* I think pigtails serve a purpose.

* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.

* I usually like covers better than originals.

* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.

* I think John Cusack is adorable.

* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays

* I watch Food Network way too much.

* I love coaching youth sports.

* I can pick up things with my toes.

* I can't whistle.

* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.

* I have ridden/owned a horse.

* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.

* I can't stick to a diet.

* I talk in my sleep.

* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.

* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.

* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.

* I have jazz in my blood.

* I would not be friends if they weren't family.

* I wear a toe ring.

* I have a tattoo.

* I love vaginas

* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.

* I am a caffeine junkie.

* I know who Santos L. Halper is

* I have read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.

* I love wrestling.

* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.

* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. <--- Dubya

* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.

* I have been to over 15 conventions.

* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.

* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.

* I'm an artist.

* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.

* I am ambidexterous.

* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.

* My computer has a name.

* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.

* I have terrible teeth.

* I hate my toes.

* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.

* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.

* I have lived in either three different states or countries.

* I am extremely flexible.

* I love hugs more than kisses.

* I want to own my own business.

* I smoke or have tried cigarettes.

* I have met a star from ABC's LOST.

* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.

* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.

* Sad movies can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.

* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.

* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.

* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.

* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.

* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.

* I have played strip poker with someone else before.

* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.

* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.

* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. ("the paranormal" is REALLY broad, I would think)

* I can't stand being alone.

* I have at least one obsession at any given time.

* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.

* I know what THACO means.

* I have a signed Tom Servo head.

* I'm a judgmental asshole.

* I'm a HUGE drama-queen

* I was a Spice Girls fan and I'm proud of it.

* I have traveled on more than one continent.

* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear

* I have seen every single episode of more than one television show.

* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.

* I am a Libertarian.

* I can sing songs in languages I don't speak

* I could speak more than one language.

* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.

* I am ovulating.

* I am very confused

* I believe that everything ends

* I like happy endings

* I ask too many questions

* I coined the word "puccashina" and am the only one using it.

* I am a closet philanthropist.

* I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order, from memory.

* I would rather read than watch TV.

* I like reading fact more than fiction.

* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.

* I have at one time considered becoming an assassin using only a knife and a pack of gum.

* My parents never gave me a set allowance.

* I have a feeling that life will work itself out.

* I use internet sayings (i.e. OMG, WTF, etc) in everyday conversation, and people know exactly what I mean and respond in kind.

* I enjoy randomly making up songs. Sometimes good, mostly annoying and/or stupid.

* I've had my hair pink

* I've tried bubble tea.

* I believe shopping can be theraputic

* I collect shot glasses from different cities.

*I'm obsessed with Saddle Creek Records.

*I shave rarely

*I am a brand label whore

*I am asleep before 11pm on almost any given night

*I like getting bruised, and am proud of the particularly large/brightly colored ones.

*I've eaten snake

*I have great legs.

*I can carry a thirty lb backpack for 8 miles. That's how I know I have great legs.