News about the next Harry Potter book...

[ambitious_wench]

My friend Susan received an email from Amazon.com regarding the next Harry Potter book. You have to have read the series to understand the references in the third paragraph.

Greetings from Amazon.com.

We're writing to correct a recent e-mail notification that we sent
about "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Book 6)."

In our e-mail, we stated that this title would not be immediately
available from our suppliers, and that you may want to search for it
elsewhere. While it's true that "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood
Prince" is not yet ready for eager readers, we do plan to notify you
by e-mail when this book is available for pre-order on our web site.

We assure you that howlers have been sent to the muggles responsible
for this action and we are investigating the possibility that
You-Know-Who may have been involved.

We apologize for the incorrect notification that you received. Thank
you for shopping at Amazon.com.

Sincerely,

Customer Service
Amazon.com