There's HOPE! Up there, up in the Great White North!

[ambitious_wench]

Marry an American

With thanks to gemmedazure for the tip-off.

Ladies and gentlemen,
drop your borders

If George W. Bush is re-elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.

These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.

You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.

PLEDGE

Should George W. Bush be declared the official winner of the November 2 election and be re-installed as acting President of the United States, I the undersigned, a Canadian citizen, pledge to liberate, through the legal and binding act of marriage, a willing citizen of the United States of America, of a gender of my choosing, and with one or all of the following political leanings:

1. discouraged Democrat,
2. reformed Republican,
3. apolitical with limited world-domination tendencies.

In addition, I promise to help my new Yankee spouse to adapt to life in the great white north, keeping them safe from (gratuitous) invasion of privacy, and to provide him/her with a reasonable supply of Timbits.

Comments

[turnberryknkn.livejournal.com]

Except for the part where every major population center in Canada is no more than eight hours, at maximum, drive in an M1A1 Abrams tank. Or one hour by F-15.

Canada isn't Australia or Europe, safely separated by huge natural barriers. As America goes, so does Canada.