Three things Meme

[ambitious_wench]

Gacked from silverblue

silverblue

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Genuine Ugg slippers from Australia
2. A pair of sweatpants with a "Fleet" bank emblem on the left hip
3. A Khaki sweatshirt with "Topsfield Fair America's Oldest Founded 1818"

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Scotch tape dispenser
2. Sept 27th 2004 New Yorker magazine
3. A layer of horsehair-plaster dust from the structural repairs recently.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Visit Oz and EnZed.
2. Win a really big lottory
3. Argue a case before the Supreme Court of the United States of America.

THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
1. Insatiably thirsty for knowledge
2. stellar communication skills
3. Generous with her friendship and acceptance

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY (NOT) ON THE OUTSIDE
1. Abysmally clueless on numerous subjects.
2. Forgetful
3. Far too sensitive to perceived slights

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. Hair.
2. Breasts.
3. Hands.

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. Belly
2. Knees
3. feet

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. That my mother threatened to "slit my throat" and was serious.
2. That I used to tell lies until I had no friends at all. Now I'm painfully honest.
3. That I had a terrible crush on William Shatner. It's ok, I'm way over it now.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. "That shit don't flush"
2. "Everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smart ass."
3. "Bullshit flag on the field!"

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Australia
2. The highlands of Scotland
3. Tuscany.

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
1. Edie
2. AWench
3. Lady Gytha

Comments

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure William Shatner hasn't gotten over you yet, though.

Did you have a fantasy where you were some kind of alien on another planet, and he wines and dines you before making out?

[ambitious-wench.livejournal.com]

No, I blush to admit my crushes were of the pre-adolescent Mary Sue variety. Per form, he's fall in love with me and I would die a tragic yet non-disfiguring death as he wailed his anguish over my recumbant form, like Meramanee (http://www.ericweisstein.com/fun/startrek/TheParadiseSyndrome.html), or Edith Keelor (http://www.ericweisstein.com/fun/startrek/TheCityOnTheEdgeOfForever.html)

Making out didn't really figure into it, nor being an alien. But yes, wining and dining was something that would have piqued my interest.

Hey hun

[magickbart.livejournal.com]

I like your belly and knees, and I bet your feet are lovley to ;)

Re: Hey hun

[ambitious-wench.livejournal.com]

Cousin!!!!

Oh, my knees look ok, but they hurt far too often. Likewise my feet. As for my belly, well, I am withing spitting distance of 45, have had a baby, and a lot of Guinness beer. I suppose it's just time to accept it.

Thanks for the compliment!

Good to have you on board, love. Have you seen the picture of Kate Dillon, yet?

Go, look!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/ambitious_wench/205798.html
Edie