What are they thinking?

[ambitious_wench]

"You are too fat. You need to lose a few pounds."

*blink*

Excuse me?

I just got this email. Yes, it's spam. But what the hell? What presumption! What unmitigated hubris! And they expect me to buy something from them?

I don't think so.

*plonk*

Comments

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

You are beautiful. You need to look at yourself in the mirror more often.

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't get the one offering me a "penis launcher". That made me cross my legs and wince...

[nemertes.livejournal.com]

pfffft I hate spam mails.
And in regards to the weight thing, I picked you up and almost flipped you over my head accidentally, with one arm!

[ambitious-wench.livejournal.com]

Considering I weigh in at about 165, I think that says more about your lifting capacity than my size! *grin*