This is a mind-boggler

[ambitious_wench]

With a tip o' the fedora to kideternal for the link.

"Let me be your Imaginary Girlfriend"

Hello my name is Keri and I am 27 years old.  I live in the US. 

Are you tired of being alone and your friends and family thinking that you are gay or just can't get a girlfriend.  If so, then I am the woman you are looking for. 

I will write you a letter a week for two months sprayed with my personal fragrance.  I will send you a few pictures of myself.  I am a decent girl and I would prefer not to write nasty letter but this can be discussed after the auction ends.  I would rather write letters about myself and my dreams.  That way you can show the letters to your family and not have to hide them.  :o)  I will also try and send 2 emails a week to you.  At the end of two months you are free to dump me as you please or we can remain friends.  I do however want to be clear that in no way does this auction make me your REAL girlfriend.  In the end you are free to just forget about me or keep in touch by email.  I will have an email set up just for this auction.

Most girls are willing to send you a sexy undergarment of somekind.  I would rather send you a gift to your likes or interests.

If you are looking for a real romantic relationship you should look elsewhere. 

I do need you to email me after winning the auction with details of how we met.  So if I decide to write something in the letters about it there won't be any questions about our stories not matching.

Happy Bidding Boys!!

I especially like "I am a decent girl and I would prefer not to write nasty letter (sic) but this can be discussed after the auction ends"

If she is a "decent girl", then why is she offering to help deceive others for money? Seems to me she might be on higher moral ground by being a prostitute.

Comments

[lilithraevyn.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it'll work.

Is it sad that I thought that FIRST?

This is just... bizarre.

[djfiggy.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who's saddest, the man who wins the auction, or the person who typed that message!