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10/14/04 09:25 am
a prayer for dubya
Dear God:

Wassup? How's it hanging? Yeah, I know it's been a long time since we talked. This probably stems from my belief that you do not exist. Anyway, the reason why I'm calling you is because last night, President Bush said that he could feel it every time we prayed for him, and since he apparently doesn't listen to anyone but you, Lord, I thought you might pass this along to him.

Please kill George Bush. I hate him so much. I think he is a giant dick and I want terrible things to happen to him. I'm not really big on the specifics of how he dies, but if you could at least arrange it so that the authorities find his dead body on top of an underage black male prostitute surrounded by a mountain of cocaine and child pornography, that would really be super-awesome. And maybe you could have some media people there when the police find the body, so they can take pictures and stuff. That'd be fucking GREAT. Am I allowed to say "fuck" in a prayer? Shit, I just said it again. Ah, well.

Anyway, that's my prayer, Lord. Please, please, please kill Dubya. And Dick Cheney. And everyone else in the Bush Administration. Maybe they can all commit mass suicide together or something. I don't know. You're the one with all the ideas. You come up with something. I need more coffee.

Smooches and Huggles,
anniesj

Come on, people. Share your own prayers for Bush. Maybe if we all pray hard enough, Bush will feel it so deeply he'll have an aneurysm! You never know! *squeezes eyes shut and prays harder*

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Prayer

God,
(yes, the God of the Christians, Jews and Muslims of this world, YHVH, Jehovah, aka The everlasting father, I AM, God of Abraham, et al)

Yes, it's been a while since I've talked with you. And yes, this is a serious prayer. While I am sure that there will be folks who will think it's satire, it's not.

It seems the president of the United States claims to worship you, and looks to you for salvation. So that makes him one of yours.

I'm struggling here with my anger towards him. If you're interested why, well, here's a list that pretty much sums it up for me. Now the good folks at impeachbush.org are probably better people than I am, thinking that human courts will provide justice. Me, I'm too much a cynic to have faith in human justice.

To be blunt, I'm not so sure of your justice, either. We've talked about it in the past--well, I say "we", but I really mean "I". You never had any answers for me.

But anyway, I'm thinking that it may save a whole lot of grief come election if Georgie-porgy were to die between now and election.

Yes, I know it's probably not a good idea to express such things in America these days. I very well might get a visit from the Secret Service, or the FBI. Let me be specific;

I don't want anyone to attempt to kill him. Not because I'm afraid I'd be implicated, but frankly, the bastard isn't worth going to jail over. That's happened too much already--consider those poor bastards in Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan, in Abu Graihb. Even here in the US.

How about this: Let him die in a terrible accident of his own making--another ass-over-teakettle tumble from his expensive mountain bike in Texas, while not wearing a helmet. In fact, why didn't you let him die then, God?

Or perhaps an aneurysm like annesj mentioned, in his sleep? Yes, I'd be sorry for Laura. But frankly, I'd rather she be a widow than face the possiblity of another 4 years of this megalomanic in office.

I'm not so sure I want him sprawled over the body of an underage black male prostitute. No-one should have to resort to being the rent-boy to George Bush, and the very thought of having to service such a sorry excuse for a human being makes me shudder with revulsion.

Don't go telling anyone to kill him, either, not even if you don't like them. On second thought, I don't think I'd mind too much if you told Reverend Fred Phelps to do him in--he's another one you need to put a leash on, and this might be the very way to do it.

So how about it, God? If you can tell that televangelist to raise funds by saying that you were going to take him home if $X wasn't raised, surely you can take charge here at a critical moment.

What's that? Oh. Well, you have a point, God. It is in our power to remove him, if we want to. It's called election day. Nobody dies, true. Nobody goes to jail for aggravated manslaughter.

But God, what about election fraud? Is our best hope against it you?

Sincerely,
A. Wench

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