Because it needs to be sent along the LJ grapevine

I hope artemii doesn't mind me quoting a quote from her live journal. This one is just too damn funny not to pass along:

This from a garden catalogue called "Plant Delights":

The flowers open in early evening and close early the following morning, making them perfect for those that like to enjoy their garden at night after a long day at the office or for insomniacs who tire of the psychic friends network.

Artemii, thank you for sharing that. It made me laugh.

Edie