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Damn you, Digby, DAMN YOU!!!!

You just *had* to reveal something that has set my brain into overdrive.

I will be laying awake tonight, thinking of this bit of unwanted news:

"By far the most compelling confirmation of the phallic meaning of the president's aircraft-carrier cakewalk was found on the hot-selling "George W. Bush Top Gun action figure" manufactured by Talking Presidents. I originally ordered one to use as part of the cover design for this book. The studly twelve-inch flyboy not only comes with a helmet and visor, goggles and oxygen mask, but underneath his flight suit is a full "basket" --- a genuine fake penis, apparently constructed with lifelike silicone."

"The Wimp Factor" by Stephen J. Ducat
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I very rarely use tags: Not sure why, just haven't gotten in the habit. But after reading this article, I decided it was time to start.

So, I am now unveiling my first official tag: Testosterone poisoning.

Navy petty officer drives 1300 miles, torches the trailer of the guy who called him a nerd online.

June 2010

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